Was waiting for a kid’s parents after school today so I taught him the finer things in life. #money #balance #itsthelittlethings
Vibing out to some Hendrix while I get in tough with my Washingtonian roots.
Now let’s not jump to conclusions Batman…
best way to take a shit without getting caught?
Snort half a shaker of pepper or a live bee?
Snort the pepper, because screw bees!
Would you rather be sexually attached to fruit? or have cheetos dust permanently stuck to your fingers?
Would you rather, talk like Jar Jar Binks, or look like Jar Jar Binks? (Can't kill yourself tho)
Talk like Jar Jar…Then have someone kill me.